DOTLAN EveMaps

The Old Farts Club is an interstellar retirement home for crusty, geriatric spacefarers. Our fleet is predominately steam powered and our cargo holds are filled with pipes, tobacco, slippers and hemorrhoid cream.

If you wish to join us, our only requirement is the uniform - Navy issue rubber underwear!

If you smell of lavender , if you remember the good old days when you had to manually dock, taking days if not weeks to align your craft with the centrifugal dodgings of tech 0.2 space stations, if the Secure Commerce Commission refuse to insure you because of eyesight or senility issues then this is the place for you!

24 hour nursing available and yes, we still use chamber pots! These new sonic toilets give you nappy rash!